Chicken Stalkers

No, my chickens are not being stalked. It is they who are the stalkers! Every time I go outside the flock comes running over to meet me. You'd think I was the Beatles, or Justin Bieber, or somebody else famous who draws a crowd. I only have myself to blame. I convinced them I was their Mommy and I bring them delicious treats all the time, but all this worship can be a little much. You know how cats like to walk really close to your feet and how, if you're not careful, you can accidentally kick them while taking a step? Imagine a flock of cats at your feet. That's what it's like whenever I go into the backyard, which I must do if I want to do laundry or take out the trash. I have accidentally stepped on a chicken's foot more than once, and you know that's gotta hurt. I love to visit with the flock and I make time to hang out with them every day but they are taking it too far. I am a busy person with lots to do!

Dogs and Chickens, Living Together...

We have two adorable Boston terriers. My biggest concern regarding the chicken's ability to free-range was that the dogs would create problems for the flock. They are adorable, but not at all rational. For example, they never chase the squirrels or rabbits that make our backyard their playground. The varmints have no respect for the dogs. I mean, how humiliating.  But for some reason, Gladys hates Frank, our Sulcata tortoise. Of course, this video may show why Gladys barks like mad at Frank whenever he makes an appearance in the yard.

Likewise, Gladys cannot stand when our neighbor's dog is out in their yard. She makes quite a ruckus as she insanely barks at the dog through the fence. We had to put chicken wire on a section of the fence because she would claw at it so much, we thought she would dig a hole right through.

Compared to Lola, however, Gladys is the picture of rationality. Gladys is a very pretty Boston, with a shiny black coat and pointy ears. I call her "The Princess" because of her regal look. Lola, on the other hand, is an exceptionally adorable dog. She is very small for a Boston and has a very puppyish appearance, with a big round head and giant eyes and cute little eyelashes.  But she's nuts.

Although she never tried to get at the chicks when they were in their brooder, something I was concerned about, whenever I tried to acquaint her with them, she would get all stiff and shaky and her eyes would bug out even more than usual. Which is her normal reaction under the circumstances.

Understandably, I was a little nervous about co-mingling dogs and chickens. I was hoping that it would work out nice and easy, but i was preparing for the drudgery of bringing the dogs in the house, letting the chickens range for a few hours and then somehow getting the birds back into the coop so the dogs could have their yard back. I started to socialize them little by little. About the third night of the chicken's backyard forays I took the dogs out one at a time on their leashes to interact with the flock. I really needn't have worried I guess because the chickens pretty much showed the dogs who was boss, and they had numbers. I had to bring the dogs in because they were actually getting bullied by the flock. The next night I let them out, off leash but one at a time. Two dogs are too unpredictable and they get a "pack mentality" that can be dangerous. Gladys, no problem. She went about her business and I only had to rescue her from the flock of thugs a couple of times. Lola, well, it wasn't really a problem, but she stayed about two inches away from me and shivered with her eyes bugging out the whole time. After a couple nights of this, we decided everyone was properly initiated and appropriate boundaries were established, so it was full speed ahead.

The chickens still make Lola a little on edge, and when they are pecking at the ground sometimes she just can't resist snapping at their bobbing backsides, but they quickly put her in her place.

PS: Frank gets along with the chickens just fine.

Full-On Free Ranging

It's been a slow and careful process, letting the flock out of the coop for a few minutes, then about half an hour, an hour, half day, but they are now officially "Free Range Chickens"! As entertaining as they were in their coop, they are just fascinating to watch as they navigate the big backyard. Before the chickens, we had only had the pleasure of owning dogs and sometimes a cat (but not for a while as I have developed a raging cat allergy). Dogs hang out together sometimes but for the most part, at least the dogs in our family, they do their own thing. They get together to bark at the neighbor's dog through the fence or if one of them finds something interesting, or treats are being passed out, but they usually prefer to chill in different areas of the yard. Gladys loves to be outside and Lola would just stay inside all day if we didn't make her go out.

Chickens, on the other hand, hang out in a tight group all day. Maybe you are saying to yourself, "Duh. They are a FLOCK of chickens." and I get that, but they never break from the flock, at least not that I've seen.  Occasionally, Bev gets left behind somewhere, since she is practically blinded by her enormous crest, and she cries and cries till one of the others, usually Shirley, comes to guide her back to the flock. It's so sad and kind of cute. She sounds like a kitten.

The flock is getting a little more adventurous each day, although they still hang out pretty close to the house which really annoys my husband, since they poop on the patio. As the days pass, they go a little further out and there is less poop on the patio so I think it will be ok.

Chickens Are Not Smart...

I like my chicken flock. They have lots of personality and are fun to watch. But they are not smart. I read a lot of books about backyard chickens and did tons of research online before making the commitment to raise my own flock, and I read more than once that chickens are much smarter than people give them credit for. With my limited experience in raising chickens I feel I can say with confidence that chickens are not smart. Some are clever, I will go that far. Nickie knows that I set the colander full of treats on top of the coop while I dole them out, so she jumps up on top of the coop and help herself. Maybe that isn't a good example, since Nickie prefers it when I hold her treat in my hand so she can daintily nibble on it. See? Not smart.

Every night I go out into the yard while the chickens are roaming free and I bring them treats in an old yellow colander. They are smart enough to recognize that this colander holds chicken goodies, like spinach or tomatoes or pasta or some such. Every night I sit in my same chair along side the coop and set the colander on the coop. Nickie gets that, none of the others do and actually that is probably a good thing. Just about every night, Nickie and Shirley rally at my feet and demand a snack, while Esther, Mary and Bev run back inside the coop and pace excitedly back and forth along the chicken wire barricade, peeping loudly and wondering where their yummy treat is. I have to get out of my seat and guide them to the outside of the coop and over to my chair. Esther will snatch a treat and run back into the coop at least two or three times before it finally clicks that the goodies are being distributed on the outside. Not smart.

Probably the not smartest thing that chickens do is they poop in their food and water. I mean really, who does that? Just about every other animal in existence realizes that pooping in their food is bad policy. It's not even like they are pooping in their dining room or kitchen, they are pooping in their dinner plate. Totally gross. I still like them though. They are hilarious and watching their silly antics is a great stress reliever. But they are not smart.

Home on the Range...

The fence is fixed and so the flock was free to range! We let them out about an hour before dusk last night so they had a little more time to explore. We're trying to ease them into the notion of free-ranging because our yard is so big and crazy. It's a quarter of an acre, but it's not a nice flat rectangle of a yard. We live on a hill, so the yard slopes back to front and also left to right, and it's terraced so there are four levels. There are trees and shrubs everywhere. It's pretty cool, but it would be fairly easy for a chicken to get lost back there. The first night we let them out they stayed right close to their coop. Last night, they must have felt a little braver so they expanded their circle a bit. I brought out a colander full of spinach and tried to get them to sit on my lap and let me feed them, but only Nickie was into that. The others sat there and took some bites, but they weren't really enjoying it.

After a few minutes outside, they got a little more daring. They were running around and goofing off like kids on a playground. There were a few minor scuffles as they challenged each other for position in the pecking order. I'm still not sure if they've got that figured out yet. There is no clear order as far as I can tell.

Nickie was the only chicken to figure out where the spinach was coming from. Alas, Darling Nickie prefers to nibble her spinach like a lady whilst you hold it for her, so this was not working out in her favor. She mostly just flung spinach everywhere to the delight of her flock-mates awaiting on the ground below.

Backyard chickens...

So the foxtail crisis was dealt with, however, both dogs are now having sneezing fits. It seems they have allergies, according to the vet,and have to be on allergy meds. I find that kind of amusing.

The chickens have taken their first tentative steps out into the yard. We've only let them out in the evening because we don't want them to go too far just yet. The yard is still pretty messed up and dangerous for chickens. In fact, when I walked the yard last week to survey its condition, I discovered that one section of the fence was basically hanging on by about two nails and that the ground underneath it had eroded pretty badly. Poor Greg got dragged away from whatever he was doing that day to repair the fence. Ah, homesteading.

So far, the chickens have only explored the area right around the coop. Maybe it's because we only let them out just before dusk, or maybe they are just very cautious, but they like to hang out close to home. And they travel around in a tight little cluster almost like a school of fish but with more personality.

A Trip to the Animal Hospital

Rabbits and squirrels aren't the only bad guys taking up residence in my big backyard.  Nope, in fact the worst pests of all are the foxtails. Rabbits and squirrels are definitely annoying and have caused a lot of damage to my garden but the foxtails have injured my poor sweet little dogs on more than one occasion. Tuesday morning when my husband let the dogs out before work, they were just fine. By the time my daughter fed them about two hours later, Lola had snorted a foxtail up her nose and it was making her very ill. My little darling was sneezing violently and was acting completely lethargic. I knew I had no choice but to take her to the vet. I also knew it was going to be expensive. This wasn't the first time Lola had sniffed up a foxtail, so I already knew she would have to be anesthetized in order to have it removed. Lola's big sister Gladys had a foxtail in her ear once. Those are much easier and cheaper to yank out. So off to the Vet we went. When they gave me the estimate, it was just as expensive as I had expected. I realize that it is not standard practice to bargain for medical services, but I had to ask if this was the only way to get out the offending foxtail. Of course I was willing to do what it took to relieve my pet's suffering, I just wanted to know if there were any options. Lo and behold, there were options. Lola was 'intact', meaning she had not been spayed. If we chose to get her spayed, it would be much less, almost half the cost, and they would look up her nose for free. Sounds good to me! The next day after her surgery, Lola was back to her bright and bubbly self again and everyone except Gladys was very glad to have her back home.

So, that's the story of how Lola went to the vet have a foxtail taken out of her nose and ended up getting her uterus removed.

Chickens Love Spinach

Even though I know I need to get a job, I am really enjoying my time at home playing "homestead".
I love to get up and feed the chickens, tend to the garden, cook and even clean. Along with job hunting and computer class, I've been sewing and making jewelry. I've also been researching making homesteading a reality and not just a fantasy.

After doing my chores, I love to kick back in the yard with the dogs and the chickens and sometimes Frank the Tank, the tortoise. I bring treats for everyone and they all gather around and we have lunch together. So far I have discovered that chickens LOVE spinach and so do tortoises, but dogs, not so much. Dogs eat carrots 'Muppet style', which means they will take them from you, chew them up and let the pieces fall out of their mouths and all over the ground. Tortoises will eat carrots, but they have to be cut into small pieces. Chickens politely refuse. Dogs and tortoises do like pineapple, but the chickens do not. The chickens love grapes though. I think grapes are their favorite treat so far. They just go crazy over them.  I have to give Esther whole grapes so that she will run off to the corner and peck it to bits, otherwise she will just gobble down the cut-up grapes before the other birds even have a chance . Haven't offered grapes to Frank so I don't know how he feels about them, but I bet he would be a fan. The dogs also eat grapes 'Muppet style'. Everyone likes tomatoes, figs, peaches and bok choy. And now you know that.

Ripe Tomatoes!

Moving the tomato plants was surely the right thing to do, because we finally have ripe tomatoes!! Nothing beats home grown tomatoes. If you have never had one, you need to get yourself a tomato plant right now and grow some. You don't need a big garden. As you can see, they will do just fine in a pot, as long as they get lots of sunlight.

  When I went to water them today, I got a very pleasant surprise. See those tiny little green tomatoes? They were as big as BBs just two days ago, now they are the size of grapes!

I gave the first ripe tomato to my niece on her birthday. She absolutely loves tomatoes, so I always give her the first ripe fruit of the season.

Don't want to jinx it....

One of the areas of 'self-sufficiency' I have been struggling with has been my garden. Every time I try to plant something, it gets eaten up before it can even get started. I was about to throw in the towel when I found some super cheap gallon size tomato and pepper plants at the Home Depot. Some of them already had fruit on them, which is normally not a plus, but it was so late in the season I knew if I didn't get cracking there would be no tomatoes this year. What the heck, they were only two bucks each, so I went for it. I decided that putting them in the ground was not going to work out so I would try to grow them in containers on my upstairs deck, out of the sight of those devious squirrels and rabbits.

 I'm afraid to even say anything. but so far moving the plants to the upstairs deck has worked out beautifully. I am knocking on wood now. The two tomato plants have three tomatoes each and several more flower blossoms that are in the process of becoming tomatoes. The basil plant is suffering, only because we just don't use very much basil so the leaves are just getting droopy. The pepper plant has lots of little buds which I hope will all turn into peppers. Or maybe not...when I bought the plant I chose it for its lovely green and curly leaves. I had never heard of "Caribbean Red" peppers before. Did a little research and discovered that they are one of the hottest peppers in the world! Twice as hot as habeneros! No bueno for me, I am a real lightweight when it comes to spicy food.

I picked up a couple more of those super bargain plants at the Depot yesterday. This time I went with what I knew and got "California Wonder".